People you meet in the banking
hall
1) The Pen Borrowers: They are
always in the bank, common pen
they don't have. These people are
very dangerous, once you borrow
them your pen, you may find it
difficult identifying them, At a
bank in Nigeria, once someone
tells u "may I use your pen?"
Believe me bros, that's d last time
u will see that pen (except if u're
lucky).
2) The "I dey ur Back" Team:
Immediately dey enter d bank,
even b4 taking d slip (withdrawal
or deposit) all they do is to know
the last person and u hear dem
saying, I'm at your back. If care is
nt taken, abt 8 pple can tell u "I
dey ur back" then at d end of d
day, they cause confusion (na me
dey hin back,I don tell am I was
here b4 u blah blah)
3) The No protocol team: This
kind of pple don't obey d 1st
come, 1st served slogan! They're
mouthed in d bank! Immediately
they come in, they just walk up 2
d cashier or manager, he asks
them 2sit down & within 5 mins
they've completed there
transactions while u still dey there
looking like mumu 4queue. (Daris
Godu oooo)
4) The Bank Door rejectees: These
pple will always av a problem
with d bank door, then u see
them removing their belts, car
keys, mobile phones etc and yet d
machine keeps shouting "pls go
back" My bros next time come 2
bank in your birthday suit! Biko,
he go allow u in... # LOL!
5) The slip wasters: These kind of
pple can waste slip 4Nigeria! To
fill the withdrawal slip or deposit
slip na JAMB questions,u c dem
cancelling, tearing, squeezing &
take another one. To write
common 3780 Naira in words na
gobe. Even d so called
undergraduates are found
wanting in this scenario............. .........
...........CHAI!!!
6) The pple from Another Planet:
These pple usually behave like
them no dey dis world since 2
yrs! They will always b asking 4
today's date, even after telling
them d correct date, they will ask
someone else again. I tire 4 dis
pple oooooo.
