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leojoc

hey

Jan. 17th 02:26 PM 2009

longtime

pascald

Vicky If u laff...........ur papa!

Jan. 8th 11:27 AM 2009

A man entered a bus. He was sitting between an old woman and a beautiful young girl. All of a sudden, he fell asleep, when he woke up, he found himself laying his head on the old woman"s lap. when he saw her face, he said "lord, lead me not into temptation and he slept again. when he woke up the second time, he found out that he was laying his head, this time on the beautiful girl"s lap. when he saw her pretty face, then he smiled and said "oh lord, let thy will be done.

2) A pastor and his wife were on a journey to Conakry from Senegal by plane ,when suddenly the pilot announced that the plane is about to crash due to some technical problems, and therefore asked everyone on board to confess their sins so that they could make heaven, suddenly the man of God started confessing that he is responsible for the pregnant house maid and some other church members , then also his wife also confessed cheating with their house help and that their second child belongs to someone else , after all these confessions the pilot now shouted praise thy lord , the plane is now in good condition we are now safe to land, but the man of God shouted , no this plane must crash , pilot i say crash this plane , u have just destroyed my marriage------

3) Husband comes from church; greets his wife and lifts her up. he carries her around the house. the wife is so surprised and asks "did the pastor preach about being romantic"? the husband said " no, he said we must carry our burdens and sorrows