Wow!
Can't believe I've stayed at home for four months
and its still counting ....
I miss those security men (wey dey check car boot even
wen dem pursue fine girls say na indecent dressing )
Mehn...it hasn't been easy,I miss LOVE GARDEN, PHILOSOPHY TREES
(wey students dey sit down look who dress well and who
no dress well come school, gist and play Love )
I miss MAMA EKO ( where We dey chop food+ sweat )
I miss NIGHT CLASS (guys toasting,girls agreeing,thieves
thiefing,90% sleeping
I miss that our FAT SUG PRESIDENT (wey tok say him go build mansion 4 students as dia eatery spot)
Before I forget I miss INDOMIE SPOT ( where u go
find all d crazy guys and dia girls coming to flex dia money )
Nomore early morning
classes? No fixed classes and no test,
I miss my lecturers Such as that French lectuter wey like to play wt U small, Lecturers like ( Prof Diala, wt his Oyinbo accent of talking, chai! Mr Solomon, whose Seminar go sit up unserious students, Prof. Susu, e.t.c.....I miss dem all )
I miss the KEKE GUYS ( Wey dey loud dia music as if na FORD JEEP, furnish d inside for hot girls { dem like charter ehh}
CHAiii! ...!!!RUSHING OF KEKE AND BUS ( For IMSU ROUNDABOUT AND SCHOOL PARK )
I miss those shouts such as DOUGLAS, DOUGLAS, WETHERAL, WETHERAL, ORJI, ORJI, WORLD BANK control, WORLD BANK CONTROL ( Hold ur70 naira )
I almost forgot ..
I miss BISHOP COURT( Wia cult boys reign )
I miss ALADIMMA or BACK GATE ( wia d source of power supply is better dan Government house)
I miss FRONT GATE ( Wia students cry for power supply and as such comes to BACK GATE to iron their stached Clothes.
I miss IMSU LIBRARY ( Wia Orji students comes to charge phones, You go concentrate on your books, some pple go dey busy dey enjoy air condition)
I Miss my coursemates,( dem no like test at all but take home assignment )
I miss all d babes,secret admirers,lover boys, &loved ones....
I miss sitting at the faculty, inside PAPA PROMISE SHOP ( Wia Babes go come sch, will not enta class, dem go chop finis and go bak to dia hostels.)
I miss IMSU POLITICS ( Wia Students dey outsmart dia selves, d power tussle btw UP SCHOOL { SCIENCE STUDENTS } and DOWN SCHOOL { ART STUDENTS } )
I miss d CULT BOYS ( hungry guys and girls wey don stay for d sch 4 close to 10yrs and no wan graduate, just dey task students. )
I miss the ALUTA SPIRIT...
I miss IMSU...
Am proudly an IMO STAR.
I miss my rummie ( he go wear his Glasses even slp - Dan U are d best rummiee)
I miss my Gateman Wahala ( him dey form chairman)
I miss dos girls wey like WEED pass Cigar. ( una too much)
Na me AB
