Wonders shall never cease!!!
I was standing in front of the entrance of my
house.
Then a lady came and told me that he knows
me, that she has met me before. So I was like I
can't really recall where and when I met you,
anyway, pls remind me.
The lady said that she had met me in a
conference in Niger State, Suleja to be precise.
"Oops! Miss lady, I have never been to Niger
State before" was my reply.
Before I could complete the statement, I heard
"TAWAI -TAWAI", A very hot slap on my face, if
the temperature of that slap was to be
measured it will be around 200¤c. I felt so
confused, at first I thought the slap was not
from the lady, I looked behind her to see if
there was another person behind her, but there
was none. I tried to ask her what Iv done, I was
trying to apologize, sorry ma for not recalling
your name. 'Tawaii!' the hot slap came the
second time .
Jeez! I couldn't bear it any longer. I held the
lady's shirt and started pulling her as am
pulling your legs now!
Kaiiiii! Una too like gist oooooooo.
See as una dey serious dey scroll down!
Gooooood moooooooorning inside dis morning pals