I have this girl dat i' ve been goin out for 2 yrs plus,she has been of great help to me financially,but there is dis thing about her she is so negative that whenever she mad at me or sumtin she says negative things dat come to pass almost immediately,there i have been like 3 instances which i ignored but the recent one got me thinking,i was busy browsing,i was actually checking out ma pals here,she wanted to rest her head on ma lap but i told her the laptop is already dere she started distu... Read (29)

I meet this lady on Naija Pals, and i discovered dat am liking her more than i ever thought, but the problem here is that she doesn' t reply my mail nor calls, and she told me that all she need is sincerity and care how do i know that she is true, please i need your advice on this... Read (23)

hey dis is kamez reporting direct from white house in washington in what promises to be a historic day for america and the entire black race..i ll be reporting to you guys feeding you with all the details on this election..and also......wait aminute i think i can see crank-me-up..standing in front of the white house ...let me go have a quick interview with her Kamez... hey crank watchu doing i washington? crankmeup...*scratches head*well imma came out here to cast ma vote..*winks* kamez.... so w... Read (12)

for the first time in my life i took small stout yesterday and i regret ever trying it... Read (17)

I voted for Barack Obama today, after my last mistake of voting for President Bush. I can' t wait to be the next US ambassador to Nigeria. Free visa y' all to every Naija pals.... Read (10)

i am in bad and confused situation now and i need your help.well it is about two girls dat are in my life.i met a gal and i dont really like her but she thinks i do.but she has a senior sister which i love so so much.and i was with her sister but her sister says she cant continue wit me bcos of her junior sister.she is sayin dat her sister is callin her a boy frend snacther.and she keeps on cryin everday dat she luvs me but i dnt luv her.i want to be wit the one i luv.but now the girl says she l... Read (14)

OBAMITE! An offer we can’t refuse Whether to choose or lose Vote or suffer abuse Born with the power to use From now this moment let move Because ghettos becoming diffused Fund with public misuse Imprisoned for frivolous pursuits As victims we stand freely accused No remorse shown on primetime news, but woes return with nightly bruise No recourse from the grimy blues, introduced as misfits we are all infused Race always a public taboo with slavery often the feared excuse Now come a man wi... Read (18)

I dont no why i get turned on wit girls onshort skirts and d second is (tell u later)... Read (12)

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i av diz gal i met middle diz yr,initially,i wanted to jst sex her n cloz ha page but on d long run,i found out she was a virgin,she stays in lag shaa.gradually started developin feelinz 4 ha,dip one ohh.slept wit ha, then traveled back home cuz i was thru wit exam meanwhile her skul was still on.she is in imsu.after lyk 2weeks she started tellin me dat she is pregnant,no be small tin ohh,i had to travel 4rm enugu to owerri to c watz up wit her,only 4 her to tell me itz all a joke.that she was m... Read (15)