hey dis is kamez reporting direct from white house in washin...
hey dis is kamez reporting direct from white house in washington in what promises to be a historic day for america and the entire black race..i ll be reporting to you guys feeding you with all the details on this election..and also......wait aminute i think i can see crank-me-up..standing in front of the white house ...let me go have a quick interview with her

Kamez... hey crank watchu doing i washington?
crankmeup...*scratche s head*well imma came out here to cast ma vote..*winks*
kamez.... so what happens if obama looses/
crankmeup... .then imma gonna blow the entire white house with c-4 explosive

kamez..., aiight crank one word for all naija pals before you go
crank..... aiight to all naija pals crank is saying..uhaiurhgwHIUO hg....*winks*

aiight thanks crank ...so lets go back to the election figures and see if o obama is still maintaining his lead...brb

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