Assuming the wise men that visited jesus were women and Nige...
Assuming the wise men that visited jesus were women and Nigerian women for dat mata, they could have pesented pamppars, babies' wears and powder..

On their way home after the visitation, u could have heard something like this:

1st woman: tha boy is handsome but he did not look like his father Joseph.

2nd woman: see u o.. Didnt u hear dat joseph was not the one that impregnated her??

1st women: Jeeeeesus christ! dont tell me mary is a prostitude

2nd woman: shez nt a prostitude. It was the holy spirit that impregnated her..

3rd woman: my own problem is not even about the pregnancy......Mary dont even know how to dress.. Look at her wearing blouse ontop wrappar...one of her earring is longer than the other one..

1st woman: dont mind her. Even her headtie is not matching her blouse....holy spirit too did nt know who to impregnate... Where a beautiful woman like me is. check me out am i not soppose to be the mother of Jesus???

2nd woman: jealousy will kill both of u... I no go follow una again....amebo pple.

True or false????

Merry xmas nd a happy new year in advance
from MC ROCK

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