― If u didn't kill earthworm with salt. <br /> ― If...
― If u didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If u didn't play rubber band.
― If u never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told u about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If u didn't sleep on d couch and wake
up on d bed.
― If u didn't go 2 steal cashew and guava in d next street
and d owner's dog comes through d
backyard waiting for u to come down from d tree.
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on d
roof for the lizards to take it and give u new ones.
― If u didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of
bathing when going to school.
― If u didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed
with friends.
― If u never flew a kite.
- If u didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand.
- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen
so that no one will steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d
lights went off.
- If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter
- If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under
mango trees @nights
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it
ur car!
- If u didn't mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while
walking in d street.
- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd
sand without fire.
- If u didn't play table soccer. with bottle
cover.....
.....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!
Oya choose which one u do
Do u knw its not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw. Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living". D song in church saying " o singo singo, praise d Lord", is actually " o sing my soul and praise d Lord. I knw u are singing it now again, smiles ***Confess.! are u guilty? hahahaha! keep sharing d fun and laff it off, Jesus died over 2000 yrs ago and nobody has ever called him d late Jesus, not even de devil. No where in history! He is still d Living God! Yet 97 out of 100% will not share this truth, if u are 1 of the 3% who will stand up 4 Him, then send this to 7pple if u Luv JESUS. I DO...

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