Imagine that you were arrested by Nigerian Police for drivin...
Imagine that you were arrested by Nigerian Police for driving through one way and they took u to the police station. In the process, they seized your phone.
At that moment a text message comes in "abeg If u dey come, buy 1 Ak 47 and 4 Bullets make we take dey well before we go out tonight"
How do u explain to the Police officer that your friend meant a Vodka (AK
47), and 4 Energy Drinks (Bullet)?
To make matter worse, your friends name is Robert and you saved it as "ROB -1 on your phone!
Answers pls!

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