If you have a girlfriend you spent for and you can't point to an handkerchief you got from her as a gift, GUY, u are a 1st class MUGU.
If u buy UK used curve2 for yourself and u buy brand new bold 5 for your girlfriend, GUY, u are a second class upper MUGU.
If u buy a fone for your girlfriend and she uses same fone to send love and romantic sms to other guys, GUY, u be second class lower MUGU.
If ur girlfriend demands more than ur capacity for luxury and u go extra miles to borrow money for her, GUY, u are a MUGU with a PASS.
If ur girlfriend is pregnant for another guy and u pay for the abortion, and she returns to the guy later, GUY, u are a MAGA with distinction.
If u take ur girlfriend to eateries. And fast foods, only for you to return home and soak garri and epa, GUY, u are an upper credit MAGA.
If u send recharge cards to ur girlfriend and she didn't call u with it and still expect u to call to knw weda she has received it, GUY, u are a lower credit MAGA.
If ur girlfriend is never concerned about ur future or career, and the only thing she cared about is your purse. GUY, u are MAGA with a degree.
If ur girlfriend always frown at you, and the only time she is nice is when she needed sumtin from you, GUY, u are an undergraduate MAGA.