GURLSssssss......Boyf riends Association don vex oooo!

Why should a girl that claims to love you give you: A pair of boxers and expect a BB in return; A tie and expect Brazilian hair extensions; A singlet and expect an iPAD2; A pair of cuff links and expect a BlackBerry Porches phone; Nothing at all and expect dinner at an expensive restaurant? Or: Pay her school fees and she is miraculously on her period three times a month. Yet we preach gender equality! As a result of the obvious injustice and inequality. The Boyfriends Association of Nigeria (BAN), during its 17th annual general meeting held yesterday at the Federal Secretariat Abuja, has concluded, that all gifts should be given on a (TB) trade by barter basis. This feb 14th, coming in the next 25 days, the following shall be applicable: A singlet for a bra; A pair of boxers for a pair of knickers; A roll on antiperspirant for a roll on antiperspirant; A pair of cuff links shall merit a rubber band with which she may tie her natural hair; If she shows up at your door empty handed, disconnect your DSTV. Put NTA on for her to watch. If she gives you flowers, give her a mango leaf in return. After all both are gotten from trees. If she comes for dinner without money to pay, take her to night vigil in return. The above statement has been signed by the president of the association and forwarded to all concerned bodies as our exchange rate for this coming Feb 14th, especially to the Senate Committee on Relationship and Conflict Resolution. We, in honor of the above resolution, hereby suspend our lingering three weeks strike and use this opportunity to urge our loving girlfriends to prepare for d lovers day.