Dele gets into a pharmacy & says
2 d pharmacist, "Hello, could u
give me condom? I'm going 2 my
girlfriend's place 4 dinner & I think
I may b in with a chance!"
D pharmacist gives him d condom & as he was going outhe returns
& says,"Give me another condom
because my girlfriend's sister is
very cute too, she always crosses
her legs in a provocative manner
when she sees me & I think I might strike a luck there too."D
pharmacist gives him a second
condom & as
he was leaving, again he turns
back & says "Give me one more
condom because my girlfriend's mom is still pretty cute & when
she sees me she always makes
eye contact & since she invited
me 4 dinner I think she is
expecting me 2 make a move.
During dinner, Dele sat with hisgirlfriend on d left ,d sister on his
right & d mum facing him. When
d girlfriend's Dad walks in, Dele
lowers his head & starts d dinner
prayer."Dear Lord, bless this
dinner & thank u 4 all u'v givenus".10minutes after, Dele was still
praying "Thank u Lord 4 ur
kindness." Another Ten minutes
gone by & he is still praying,
keeping his head down, very
close 2 d table. They all looked at each other surprised, & his
girlfriend was even more
surprised than others. She gets
close to him & whispered, "I
didn't know u'r so
religious."Dele replies, "I never knew ur dad was a pharmacist!".