Liars we ve as our Leaders....
God is watching dem...
Buffday Bumber stuff...
Stella Obasanjo died and went to heaven ...
As she stood in front of St. Peter
at the Pearly Gates, she saw a
huge wall of clocks behind her.
She asked, "What are all those
clocks?" St Peter answered,
"Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on
Earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie, the hands on
your clock will move." "Oh," said
Stella, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Bishop Ajayi Crowther's.
The hands have never moved,
indicating that he never told a lie."
"Incredible," said Stella. "And
whose is that one?" St Peter
responded, "That's Nnamdi
Azikwe's clock.
The hands have moved twice,
telling us that Zik told only two lies
in his entire life." "Where's my
husband Obasanjo's clock?" asked
Stella. "Obasanjo's clock is in
Jesus' office. He's using it as a
ceiling fan.