Ladies, there is no need to lie, and avoid that guy anymore. You can save your energy for other issues. Here are some tips to losing that parasite or stalker who is obsessed with you. Once you faithfully practise them, I assure you, he will be the one avoiding you.
*Whenever he asks to see you, dig out the worse looking pair of jeans and top you have, accesorise it with the scarf your mum wore when she was younger. Ensure you carry a clutch purse so that you can place it in between your armpit and arm. Hold this clutch tightly, you will give an impression that he will hope to forget!
*Nothing turns a man off like bad odour. So, before you see him, go to the market and buy fish, preferably one with lots of scales. Please change your clothes but do not shower. I assure you, that will be the last time he will be asking for a hug.
*Make loud unnecessary noise in quiet places. Be loud, sassy and foul mouthed. Curse every living thing that walks by and criticise his lifestyle. If he doesn’t lose the feelings, make sure you practise this next tip
*Ask him for large sums of money randomly, and ensure you always remind him about taking you and your friends out.
Flash him always and ask for credit.
*Pick a friend of his and tell him you have a crush on that friend. That will make him rethink his opinion of you. Pay attention to his friend and laugh at everything he says.
*Put the icing on the cake by informing him about your family history. Please insert in your sentences, how all your aunties and sisters gained lots of weight after their first year in marriage.
There are other tips but these tips listed above are the most effective.
After practising all these tips, and the guy is still love struck…run for your life!
