PALS, for these reasons many women failed to find the man of their dreams?

1. The good men are often ugly.
2. The handsome men are loved by many, & as such often bad.
3. The very good & handsome guys are taken; married.
4. The men who are not so handsome, but are good, have no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are good & rich thinks we are only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
8. Some handsome men don't even think a woman is beautiful enough.
9. The rich men who think we are beautiful, often times are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, nice and have some money thank God are not gay, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
11. The men who never make the first move automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?

"Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them i