i am falling for a girl in canada..she is sum crazy looking hottie gyal...wiw i cant wait to be with her... + Read comments

They say once a man .and twice a child...If only it could be once a child and twice a man. Old age is when you look at the MENU... Before you look at the waitress Little Johnny said to his mom after church. When I grow up I want to be a preacher .so when I come to church I can shout... + Read comments

hey its been a while since ive come up here and i must say that i have really missed my friends on here..everyone here looks new and fresh and i dunno if i can tag along with em so any of my oldies in the house should please holla back at ur man batty i will be waiting on ya'll... + Read comments

wa-hoo am inlove again with mother and doughter and both of them want me to marrige them l need ur help... + Read comments

Not again,i truely luv my course mate,wen i told her,she understood my feelings & ask me 2 advice her whether 2 double date or quit her b/frnd who live 90km away 4rm us.but she never told me anytin about d guy.pls pals i need ur suggestion wat should i tel her?... + Read comments

I don't want to get early divorce with my wife who i just got married 4 months ago.. since then she just change automatically. In fact she just slap my yesterday all because i ask her who was the guy who drop her over with car. I really don't want got divorce her so early.. what do i do now?... + Read comments

I am quite young bt weneva i join any of diz websites,i lie about my age cos i feel olda ppl will c me as immature bt d truth is dat i am more mature beyond my age n i just want 2 have a litl harmless fun pliiiiz i need ur views on this ... + Read comments

I wish you enough sun to keep your attitude bright no matter how gray the day may appear. I wish you enough rain to appreciate the sun even more. I wish you enough happiness to keep your spirit alive and everlasting. I wish you enough pain so that even the smallest of joys in life may appear bigger. I wish you enough gain to satisfy your wanting. I wish you enough loss to appreciate all that you p... + Read comments

i have a friend that we share 3 bed room apartment together but this my friend is a humanizer. every time girls use to flight in our apartment because off this guy. some even want to call police. i have try to ask him to leave this house because i was the one who rent this apartment my self. because as things are going.. one day one must kill her self .. infarct this guy have luck on getting beau... + Read comments

Na War ooo Ladies of now a days are now into phone boot business in the morning,using that to entice some born to fool guys and late in the night they will change colour and turn to (OSCANBO OLOSHO).I wonder where this world is going to.Well i thank God that am not one of those fool guys. Ladies on here am i right?... + Read comments