I went home with a hot woman one night and things got hot and heavy between us. As she went down to my crotch area, I removed my clothes to give her better access and the freedom to maneuver. Well, to my absolute dismay and disgust, she puked on it. She threw up all over my p-nis; that was my p-nis' job, dammit! Interesting... + Read comments

i nva knew i can be as smart as i am if bin in luv abi na my sense the carriy me go dat way.................or do i need a gurl........i mean i luvly gurl.............pretty gurl.............beautiful gurl n if u re one 4 real pls beep me on luv.com tellin me ur mama name n ur own name i'm in luv again with an angel glory luv me toooooo pls i need u again gurls.... + Read comments

‎;'THE LOAD OF DISCIPLINE IS MUCH LIGHTER THAN THE LOAD OF REGRET...'... + Read comments

Do u kw dt i neva kw women until i was 19,evry tim dey com clos i gt scared nd chase dem away.due 2 frnds influence,i begin 2 hv d courage 2 go close bt stil shy.d first girl i nw fall for was cool bt lata end up getin pregnant 4 my frnd's broda.cn u imagine.guys tel me if u ar in my shoe wat wil u do?bcos she is stil beggin 2 cm bck... + Read comments

chei come and see my cameltoe oooooooo, is huge and sexy... + Read comments

Naija pals wud up? Pls hw do i get 2 add ppls on ma frnds list or find frnds?... + Read comments

I CANNOT KNEEL DOWN TO PROPOSE A WOMAN FOR MARRIAGE... + Read comments

can life b easy without ve woman or girls around bcos my friend said his life is better now without a woman or does girls ve problems or an't my friend been mad an't he wakin up 4rm his dreams..............................................pls talk to him 4 him nt to b crazy in future bcos i guess his goin to d leftside of yaba...................................................oooooooooooo... + Read comments

hi guys my boifrnd and hi always had this probs about me lying anytime i joke wiv him he would say uve started again lying and am lyk i waz gonna tell u am joking, well yest went out wiv his siblings to have fun den it waz late so he called waz answering my other fone so i gave his sister d phone to talk to him wen she waz done asked her wat happened she said she told him we were on d bus comming... + Read comments

THE CONCLUSION OF THE WHOLE MATTER/ CONFESSION: I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door. and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing... + Read comments