babe,
Oct. 19th 05:33 PM 2008
babe, you made my sunday great by your beatiful comment, meanwhile am offshores now.
mmg
Oct. 19th 11:51 AM 2008
Thnx for the rose - i like the butterflysweet babe,
Oct. 19th 10:45 AM 2008
you are just cute and sweet, i love u dear.
hello
Oct. 18th 02:46 AM 2008
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Hey MUmmy~~
Oct. 17th 01:53 AM 2008
Longtime how re you doing and your family believed you all doing good just missing you stay fly....
friend
Oct. 16th 04:47 PM 2008
mamagina, i really appreciate your gift, i thank you for all the gift you have been given to me, i wish you are in nigeria i will taking you out. i love you
supergirl
Oct. 16th 09:57 AM 2008
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helo mamagina
Oct. 16th 08:22 AM 2008
Good Morning Graphic Comments
h3llo baby ang3l***APPLY TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND***
Oct. 16th 02:09 AM 2008
QUALIFICATIONS-------------------------
O' level, as well as one or more years
in college completed. Degree's and up helpful but not
necessary.
Experience: Less experience actually better. Must have kissed
less than ten different guys.
Attributes: High levels of maturity, intelligence, purity,
popularity, and hygiene a plus.
Skills: backrubs, good communication skills, musical
instruments or voice, ability to recite Pi to 40 or more
digits.
Applicants with names like "IFE " OR "OKAN"
are highly encouraged.
Applicants with the letter A, R, S, B, O, J in their names also encouraged.
REQUIREMENTS
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-Hair must be at least shoulder length and undyed. The more natural
the better.
-Must like Soup.
-Must have the ability to talk or not talk forever, and still
find something to not talk about.
-"Modestly Hot"-ness encouraged. Super-Hot or Super-Not
discouraged except in exceptional circumstances.
(Super-Not can always grow longer hair, Super-Hot
can always cut some off.)
-No makeup wearers, nose-pickers or bed-wetters.
-Must have a good sense of humor or a good sense of when to
humor me.
-Must be in at least your second year of your
crush/obsession/infatuation with me.
-Must be jealous enough to fight off female stalkers with
sticks or rocks, and female suitoresses with dirty
looks (or dirty sticks, if need be).
BENEFITS
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Sick Leave, Vacation (spent with me of course), opportunities
for promotion and advancement. Matrimony option opens up
after a few years (which has a good retirement plan as well
as childcare available). At least one flower with a sappy
note per week. Stock options (and I do mean *stock*). Meal
plan includes several meals a week, and chocolate on the
weekends and valentines day.
PAY
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Being my Girlfriend is an honor. This position, being open as
a charity, will not seek to make a profit. However, those
hired will be happy to find they need only pay me 800 GBP a
month to cover expenses. Smiley
Fill in the form below and send it to me asap.
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APPLICATION TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND
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Name:
Age:
Hair Length:
Explain in 300 words or less, how much you are obsessed with me:
Talk about how great I am, making sure to touch upon my "dreamy eyes":
In 300 words or less, explain why I should let you be my girlfriend:
Write a love sonnet to me (assume for now your love is unrequited):
97% of u wont send this: When Jesus died on the cross, he was thinking of u.
If u are the 3% that care send it to everyone on your list.
and see wat he does 4 u 2nite..................
if you not get moto at the age of 30 you f**k up.
even jesus christ buy moto. the bible say "they were
together in one accord" na the color we no know
