In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
How are u doing? How is Abj? I just wanna wish u merry xmas and happy new year in advance. I pray that nobody would price coffin because of u and any members of your family in Jesus name .Amen.Much love .Femi