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Oct. 27th 07:02 PM 2008
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After a night of drinking, Martins crept into bed beside his wife who was
already asleep. He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep.
When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed
wearing a long flowing white robe. "Who the hell are you?â€ÂDemanded
Martins, "and what are you doing in my bedroom?"
The mysterious man answered, "This isn't your bedroom, and I'm St Peter".
Martins was stunned. "You mean I'm dead? That can't be, I have so much to
live for, I haven't said goodbye to my family.... you've got to send me
back straight away."
St Peter replied, "Yes, you can be reincarnated, but there is a catch!
We can only send you back as a dog or a hen."
Martins was devastated but knowing there was a farm not far from his
house, he asked to be sent back as a hen. A flash of light later, he was
covered in feathers and clucking around pecking the ground. "This isn't so
bad," he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up inside him.
The farmyard rooster strolled over and said, "So you're the new hen. How
are you enjoying your first day here? "It's not so bad, "replied Martins,
"but I have this strange feeling inside like I'm about to explode."
"You're ovulating," explained the rooster, "don't tell me you've never
laid an egg before." "Never," replied Martins. "Well, just relax and let
it happen."
And so he did, and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg popped
out from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him and
his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the
first time. When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was
overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best
thing that had happened to him...ever!! !
The joy kept coming, and as he was just about to lay his third egg, he
felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife
shouting, Martins! Wake up, you drunken bastard, you're shitting on the
bed."
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Oct. 24th 11:42 PM 2008
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Oct. 24th 11:28 PM 2008
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Oct. 22nd 08:26 AM 2008
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Oct. 20th 07:30 PM 2008
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Oct. 20th 06:22 PM 2008
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Oct. 20th 04:04 PM 2008
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Oct. 20th 08:36 AM 2008
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Oct. 18th 02:54 AM 2008
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