hi neloceleb

Nov. 14th 05:48 PM 2012
aha, not realy.wink

Lol

Sep. 16th 03:21 PM 2012
U de vex o..

hmmm

Jul. 23rd 12:26 AM 2012
Breaking News from CNN : A highly dangerous virus called "Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" (WORK) is currently going around. If you come in contact with this WORK virus, you should immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) center to take antidotes known as "Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract" (WINE), "Radioactive UnWORK Medicine"(RUM), "Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter"(BEER) or "Vaccine Official Depression Killing Antigen"(VODKA). Please re-post to raise awareness but no tuk say na mi tuk o!

ya

Jul. 23rd 12:25 AM 2012
Relationships are harder now
days because CONVERSATIONS
became texting, ARGUMENTS
became phone call, FEELINGS
became subliminal messages
online, SEX became easy, the word
LOVE is use out of context,
INSECURITIES have became your
way of thinking, getting JEALOUS
became a habit, TRUST has been
lost, CHEATING became an
accident, LEAVING became the
only option&being HURT became
natural

lol

Jul. 23rd 12:20 AM 2012
If 2face advertise condom, no buyam oo nafake...- If Akala sells bleachin cream, buyam naoriginal...- If Torres is alone in front of goal,dont paniche wont score...- If Drogba sells juju charms,patronize him,na confirm...- If Patience Jonathan turnsEnglish teacher,no go her school oo, she no sabi...- If armed robbers visit Emiratesstadium,dont worry, dey wont visit dtrophy cabinet, nothing dey dere...- If Messi hold ball, if e no even balance, ifΨσυ likewarn your defenders, na suregoal- If Alex Ferguson sells chewingum, buy amna original...- If Boko Haram plans to bomb urarea, no beplay play o, my broda relocate ....

what would you do?

Jul. 23rd 12:14 AM 2012
A driver was driving his boss to the airport, the boss noticed that he 4got an important document @ home so he went back home, his wife was bathing with soap on her face eyes shot,her husband tip-toed & touch her boobs from behind, the wife responded with a chuckle then said oh u've drop my stupid husband so fast? Dont rush we've d whole weekend to spend together, prayin 4 him to have a plane crash so u have me to yourself! She noticed the person was quiet, she washed her face quickly turned back n bgammmm her husband standing right there in front of her. If u r d husband wat r u going to do? N if u'r d wife, wat will be ur Reaction?