Getting home - you just cannot win
Dec. 21st 05:18 AM 2009
John arrives home from work, exhausted, at 5PM. As soon as he gets through the door, his wife Mary is having a go at him:"Why don't you ever wipe your feet before walking into the house? I thought you said you were coming home at lunchtime today! Where's the shopping I asked you to get on the way home? You left the toilet seat up again this morning!