ITS REALITY....
Jan. 29th 11:03 AM 2009
Whenever you find the key
to success, someone changes the lock.
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To Err is human,
but to
Forgive is not a COMPANY
policy.
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The road to success??.. Is always under
construction.
> _____
>
> Alcohol
> doesn't solve any
> problems, but if you think again, neither does
> Milk.
> _____
>
> In order to get a
> Loan, you first need to prove that you have ability to
> repay back.
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>
> All the desirable
> things at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence
> that
> you ever tried.
> _____
>
> You can never
> determine
> which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it
> will always land on the
> buttered side.
> _____
>
> Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most
> inaccessible corner.
> _____
>
> 42.7% of all
> statistics
> is made on the spot.
> _____
>
> As soon as you mention something?? If it is
> good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it
> happens.
> _____
>
> He who has the
> gold,
> makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden
> rule.
> _____
>
> If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? The
> bus is still late.
> _____
>
> Once you have
> bought
> something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere
> else at a cheaper
> rate.
> _____
>
> When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the
>
> person in front of you will always have the most complex of
>
> transactions.
> _____
>
> If you have paper,
>
> you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't
> have paper. If you have both,
> no one calls.
> _____
>
> Especially for engg. Students : If you have bunked the
> class, the professor has taken attendance.
> _____
>
> You will pick up
> maximum wrong numbers when on
> roaming.
> _____
>
> The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are
> in the bathroom.
> _____
>
> After a long wait
> for bus
> no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and
> the bus which you
> get in will be crowded than the
> other.
> _____
>
> If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut
> tonight.
> _____
>
> Irrespective of
> the
> direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will
> always tend to go to
> the non-smoker
> _____
>
> Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you
> need more.
> _____
>
> There are three
> sides
> to every argument: your side, my side and the right
> side.
> _____
>
> An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and
>
> makes it sound confusing.
> _____
>
> Many things can be
>
> preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of
> them.
> _____
>
> Never argue with a fool. People might not know the
> difference.
> _____
>
> When you're
> right, no one
> remembers. When you're wrong, no one
> forgets.
> _____
>
> Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like
> everyone else.
> _____
>
> Well done is
> better than
> well said .
> _____
>
> Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when
> nobody is looking.
> _____
>
> Where there is a
> WILL,
> there is a WAY, Where there is MONEY, there are many
> WAYS.
> _____
>
> Where there is MONEY, there are many FRIENDS and
> RELATIVES.
> _____
>
> Everybody wants to
> go to
> heaven, but nobody wants to
> die.
> _____
> in life are either illegal, expensive or
> fattening.
> _____
>
> Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear
> brighter before you hear them speak.
> _____
>
> Everyone has a
> scheme of
> getting rich?.. Which never
> works.
> ___