joke of the day
Jan. 23rd 07:58 PM 2012
iwent to check my scale on a faithful day so i check mine i weigh 60
another huge check his he weighed 100 and Jame's mother came
to................check her's immediately she climbed to the scaling
machine the scaling machine wrote to be continued
joke of the day
Jan. 21st 06:35 PM 2012
A young girl about to go on a 1stdate with
her boyfrnd was been tutored by
her
grandma.
"He will try to kiss you, allow him.
He will try to cuddle you, allow him.
He will try to lay u down and geton
top of you,
don't allow him".
The girl asked,"grandma, why?".
Grandma said,"bcos if you do that,
you have
allowed him to disgrace you andall
your
family".
Girl said"okay"and left on her date.
Several hours later she returned
and grandma
asked"how did it go?".
Girl said"exactly as you said except
when he
laid me down and tried to disgrace
our family,
I turned him over, got on top of
him and
disgraced his family instead".
Grandma fainted!
