Marriage !!!"

Aug. 4th 08:09 AM 2011
A couple is sitting on the porch sipping wine. The wife says, "I love you."
The husband says, "Is that you or the wine talking?"
The wife replies, "It's me, talking to the wine."

Entertainment

Aug. 4th 08:03 AM 2011
What’s the good part about Alzheimer’s diseased?

Entertainment

Aug. 4th 07:59 AM 2011
A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"
The trainer replied; “Use the ATM outside the gym!!!"

office work!!!

Aug. 4th 07:56 AM 2011
A UNI graduate is applying for a part time job to help with his course fees. He applies to work in a supermarket and gets the job. The first day the manager tells him to sweep the floor, the UNI grad. is furious and shouts "hey mate, don't you know that I have several degrees in various areas of science and after seven years of going to university you ask me to sweep the floor". The manager replied “Oh sorry, I didn't know that, here pass me the broom and I’ll show you how to sweep the floor."

Sport!!!!

Aug. 4th 07:50 AM 2011
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.

Elderly Jokes

Aug. 4th 07:48 AM 2011
You know you’re getting old when your best friend tells you he's having an affair and you want to know if it's catered