Tell the Difference
Oct. 14th 10:18 AM 2011
They make their Hair, We cut ours, we shave our beards, they do their armpits as well as the thigh-pit, what color of shirt am i putting on, there, she's still on her eye-shadow and mascara, what shoe will i put on to match this shirt.Wife: "baby did you see my lipstick?"......
Husband:"honey where's the car keys", ....."
Wife: thought you left it on the dining table..."
Wife:ooooo!!!...this Bra wont fit....baby its like my Boobs is getting bigger, myBra wont fit"......
HUSBAND:..."honey come on we are late....
WIFE:"ok dearie 'am coming"....."geeez this is so tight"....."
HUSBAND: Honey you know what?"..."
WIFE: what...?"....
HUSBAND: "you take the car i'll catch a bus"....see ya
