Palz in a bar
May. 9th 12:27 PM 2010
Scottman, Englishman and Irishman standing in a bar.
Englishman says "my wife is so thick. She's jst bought a car and she dosn't drive."
Scottman say: "think that's bad? My wife has jst paid 4 a swimming pool 2 b built in d back garden bt she dosn't swim.
Irishman tinks 4 a while: "i can beat that, my wife has jst gone 2 Greece on holiday. she's taken 50 condoms wit her. And dosn't av a c.o.c.k..."