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Jan. 11th 11:09 PM 2011
TNX 4 D ADD
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Jan. 11th 08:06 PM 2011
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true talk bro.
Jan. 11th 09:28 AM 2011
true talk bro.
A SPANISH TEACHER WAS EXPLAINING TO HER CLASS THAT IN:
Jan. 10th 07:21 PM 2011
Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either Masculine or Feminine.‘House’ for instance, is feminine: ‘la casa’. ‘Pencil’, however, is masculine: ‘el lapiz’,
A student asked, ‘what gender is computer’? Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, mal and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer’ should be a masculine noun or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for it’s recommendation.
THE MEN’S GROUP DECIDED THAT ‘COMPUTER’ SHOULD DEFINITELY BE OF THE FEMININE GENDER (‘la computadora’), BECAUSE:
1 No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2 The native language they use to communicate to other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3 Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and
4 As soon as you make a commitment to one, you’ll find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
(THIS GETS BETTER)
THE WOMEN’S GROUP, HOWEVER CONCLUDED THAT COMPUTERS SHOULD BE MASCULINE (‘el computador’), BECAUSE:
1 In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on.
2 They have a lot of data but, still can’t think for themselves.
3 They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
4 As soon as you commit to one, you’ll realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
