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They say once a man .and twice a child...If only it could be once a child and twice a man. Old age i

Aug. 29th 02:25 PM 2009

They say once a man .and twice a child...If only it could be once a child and twice a man. Old age is when you look at the MENU... Before you look at the waitress Little Johnny said to his mom after church. When I grow up I want to be a preacher .so when I come to church I can shout

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I wish you enough sun to keep your attitude bright no matter how gray the day may appear. I wish you

Aug. 28th 09:41 PM 2009

I wish you enough sun to keep your attitude bright no matter how gray the day may appear. I wish you enough rain to appreciate the sun even more. I wish you enough happiness to keep your spirit alive and everlasting. I wish you enough pain so that even the smallest of joys in life may appear bigger. I wish you enough gain to satisfy your wanting. I wish you enough loss to appreciate all that you possess

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A man went to his psychosis saying he was so depressed...Doesn’t matter what I do he said I am dep

Aug. 28th 04:00 PM 2009

A man went to his psychosis saying he was so depressed...Doesn’t matter what I do he said I am depressed. The psychosis said come over here and look out the window. Across the street there is a circus going on...They are having a great time...they have a CLOWN there who is so funny he is making everyone laugh. Go join them and try to have a good time...the man answered I am that CLOWN

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Chocolate is not good or dogs...One ounce can kill a small dog... Did you know lipstick is made from

Aug. 28th 02:22 PM 2009

Chocolate is not good or dogs...One ounce can kill a small dog... Did you know lipstick is made from fish oil? Did you know .you can tell how old a tree is by the rings on the log

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I must have lived too long to Understand the world as it is anymore. So, if I die while my Old wrink

Aug. 28th 12:56 PM 2009

I must have lived too long to Understand the world as it is anymore. So, if I die while my Old wrinkled ass is parked In front of this computer, I want all of you to Blame Bill Gates

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One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, ' Perhaps we should start

Aug. 28th 09:11 AM 2009

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'... Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!' His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the heck is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out. 'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?' She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!!

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I knew a man who did everything he knew to be physically fit...Plus he made his wife and children do

Aug. 28th 07:42 AM 2009

I knew a man who did everything he knew to be physically fit...Plus he made his wife and children do the same...They ate all the proper food...Did all the proper exercising...etc...Then one day he got into his car .and gassed himself to death ....what a waste of a life

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POTATO PROSTITUTES two little potatoes are standing on the street corner. One is a prostitute. How c

Aug. 28th 06:28 AM 2009

POTATO PROSTITUTES two little potatoes are standing on the street corner. One is a prostitute. How can you tell which one is the prostitute? Hold on...... You're going to love it... It's the one with the little sticker that says... I - DA - HO

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There are times when we do things just to please other people. We may not agree with it, or even lik

Aug. 28th 01:10 AM 2009

There are times when we do things just to please other people. We may not agree with it, or even like it, but we do it to keep peace. There are some who do things to get a negative reaction from others. They know their actions will stir up trouble, but that is not a concern for them. Then there are others who do not care about what anyone else thinks or feels they just have to have their way at any cost. They will roll over people, and kick and scream until they get their way, all because they think they are right. We all have met someone or know someone who is always right even when they are wrong. No matter what the situation is they are always right, a no one will ever change their mind. The Scripture reminds us that every way is right in our own eyes, but the Lord ponders the things on our hearts

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they say life is what we make it...I do not think that is really true...for if life was what we make

Aug. 27th 03:29 PM 2009

they say life is what we make it...I do not think that is really true...for if life was what we make it...we would never be blue .if life was what we make it .we would be happy all the tine .things we do not ask for comes into our life .we did not make it .we cannot change it .we have to accept. No matter how sad it may be .if life was what we make it...not another tear would stain our face ........................love and peace.