Arrest.lol
Feb. 9th 05:38 PM 2009
Hello, We've had several complant from members of the general public that you are being too sexy. Don't you know it is a criminal offence to look this fine? Law breaking will not tolerated. l gnorance of the lew is no excuse for your offence, your sexiness is causing severe harm to others. Car crashes, divorces widening of the eyes, peoplee bunping on the street lights. Unacceptable. An International has been issued for your arrest, l'm going to put you under house arrest at my crib where you will be fed and watered, but you will have no right to attorney, No right appeal. No possibility of parole. No right to early release or any release. Your sentence will be long and hard. l urge u to contact me and turn your self in your cooperation is appreciated.
