Kiss TroubleShooting Guide'

Date: 26-10-2011 10:03 am (12 years ago) | Author: uduak Sophia Monday
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- at 26-10-2011 10:03 AM (12 years ago)
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There are many ways that first kiss can go terribly wrong, but most are easily avoided.

BEWARE:



>Moving too quickly
Be careful not to startle the kissee - watch and wait for the signal to proceed
If you aren't sensitive in your kissing, how empathetic and caring can you be about the rest of the realtionship...
> Wet, sloshy, squishy, fishy
If you or the kissee need to wipe your lips, or chin, dry after the kiss - well, it wasn't 'perfect' was it?
> Smash-mouth smothering kiss of death
Avoid the over-passionate, insensitive kiss that leaves the kissee gasping for air.
>Chapped, Cactus Lips
There's a delicate balance to lip moisture equation. The last thing you want to do is drool on your partner, but you definitely don't want to leave scars with crispy, chafed lips.
>Too much Tongue and Too Much, Too Soon
Keep that tongue tucked away until you get the right signals, then apply with caution - later
>Dragon Breath
A mint or two, breath saver, gum, spray - anything to get rid of gunk-mouth. Grin Grin
>Weak, Wobbly or Wooden Passionless Pecks
The swoop in and bounce out kiss is simply meaningless - unless you want to impart a "let's just sort-of be friends" type of message.
>Smacking, Clacking Loud Kisses
The old "clack and smack" kills romance in a flash.

DO NOT SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU...BEWARE!!!


Posted: at 26-10-2011 10:03 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- godwindave at 26-10-2011 11:00 AM (12 years ago)
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*looking for a kisse...* anyone available? Lolz

Posted: at 26-10-2011 11:00 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- giftmurphy at 26-10-2011 12:28 PM (12 years ago)
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sophie is right above u..no need to find.
Posted: at 26-10-2011 12:28 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- kebella at 26-10-2011 05:29 PM (12 years ago)
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kissiologgy Shocked

Posted: at 26-10-2011 05:29 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- lanuel at 26-10-2011 05:34 PM (12 years ago)
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Different strokes 4 diff folks....i lik ma style o!
Posted: at 26-10-2011 05:34 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- DHash at 26-10-2011 05:37 PM (12 years ago)
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@Poster people learn more in practice than just lectures may be i should come over for the practical!
Posted: at 26-10-2011 05:37 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- vantheo at 26-10-2011 06:03 PM (12 years ago)
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Been kissin since i was 5 so i dont need to be taught Wink Wink

Posted: at 26-10-2011 06:03 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- rolifaith at 26-10-2011 06:21 PM (12 years ago)
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 for more information go to kiss kiss dot com.
Posted: at 26-10-2011 06:21 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- luther4real at 26-10-2011 06:31 PM (12 years ago)
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teacher, i like this ur kissing lecture oooo, but this one na just theory nah Huh?,.....when the practical go start Huh?
Posted: at 26-10-2011 06:31 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Nossy3 at 26-10-2011 06:46 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: kebella on 26-10-2011 05:29 PM
kissiologgy Shocked
No be small thing
Posted: at 26-10-2011 06:46 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- kebella at 26-10-2011 07:39 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin

Posted: at 26-10-2011 07:39 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- draG9 at 26-10-2011 07:53 PM (12 years ago)
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@poster...u r absolutely in line...dat 1st kiss in a relationship is significant enuff 2 differentiate paul from banabas....

Posted: at 26-10-2011 07:53 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kebella at 26-10-2011 07:56 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 26-10-2011 07:56 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- shawntyxl at 26-10-2011 07:57 PM (12 years ago)
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What is kissing? Huh?
Posted: at 26-10-2011 07:57 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- draG9 at 26-10-2011 08:02 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: shawntyxl on 26-10-2011 07:57 PM
What is kissing? Huh?


poster wil b right back at u

Posted: at 26-10-2011 08:02 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- skaniexcell4ya at 26-10-2011 08:09 PM (12 years ago)
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 :-*kiss kiss
Posted: at 26-10-2011 08:09 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- jiraiya at 26-10-2011 08:27 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: kebella on 26-10-2011 05:29 PM
kissiologgy Shocked
Grin
Posted: at 26-10-2011 08:27 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- vantheo at 26-10-2011 08:37 PM (12 years ago)
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Last week was lapdance. This week is kissing. Next week is .............. (clears throat)   Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed

Posted: at 26-10-2011 08:37 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- GOLDENMEDAH at 26-10-2011 08:43 PM (12 years ago)
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9yce 1...
Posted: at 26-10-2011 08:43 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- GOLDENMEDAH at 26-10-2011 08:44 PM (12 years ago)
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9yce 1...
Posted: at 26-10-2011 08:44 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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