How to Cook a Turkey

Date: 26-11-2008 12:36 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- at 26-11-2008 12:36 PM (15 years ago)
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Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick
Step 17: Turk the carvey
Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out


Posted: at 26-11-2008 12:36 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- size1 at 26-11-2008 04:40 PM (15 years ago)
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u don kolo? hw u go take d oven out of thr turkey, LOL
Posted: at 26-11-2008 04:40 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 26-11-2008 05:10 PM (15 years ago)
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sillyjokker, wetin be this. na so your mama teach you to cook?
Posted: at 26-11-2008 05:10 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 26-11-2008 05:47 PM (15 years ago)
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U be cook...
Posted: at 26-11-2008 05:47 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 26-11-2008 06:05 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: orezo on 26-11-2008 05:47 PM
U be cook...
guy where you hide since?
Posted: at 26-11-2008 06:05 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- e4ma at 26-11-2008 08:21 PM (15 years ago)
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hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
i bet the oven is gonna taste so good after taken out of the turkey Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink
WOW
Posted: at 26-11-2008 08:21 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Jboy4shezo at 26-11-2008 08:26 PM (15 years ago)
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Sillyjoker na wetin u go learn come be this? make u no influence us with alcohol o
Posted: at 26-11-2008 08:26 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- gen2esther at 26-11-2008 09:30 PM (15 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 26-11-2008 09:30 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- HOCKIESS at 26-11-2008 09:38 PM (15 years ago)
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DRUNK
Posted: at 26-11-2008 09:38 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- corah2 at 27-11-2008 03:55 PM (15 years ago)
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 Angry Angry Angry Angry > Huh? Huh?

TAKE D OVEN OUT OF D TURKEY  Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 27-11-2008 03:55 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kido123 at 27-11-2008 04:51 PM (15 years ago)
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sillyjokker..... mmmnnh, this one na tales by moonlight o and besides person go don dey drunk proper b4 the turkey don.... no try dis kin yeye again o... Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 27-11-2008 04:51 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 30-11-2008 02:55 PM (15 years ago)
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All join... kids, don't try this at home...

Posted: at 30-11-2008 02:55 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 1-12-2008 10:25 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on 30-11-2008 02:55 PM
All join... kids, don't try this at home...
who be the kids? you mean kido123?
Posted: at 1-12-2008 10:25 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 1-12-2008 12:20 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on  1-12-2008 10:25 AM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on 30-11-2008 02:55 PM
All join... kids, don't try this at home...
who be the kids? you mean kido123?


u no go school? how e go be me? difference dey for kido123 and kids now... maybe na yu rezi...abi sillyjokker?
Posted: at 1-12-2008 12:20 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 1-12-2008 01:18 PM (15 years ago)
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kids and rezi the spelling resemble? OLODO like you. do make you quick finish pry school. i wonder why dem dey allow under-age for this forum. if i see you for here again na water cane i go take flog you comot. spoilt pikin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 1-12-2008 01:18 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 25-12-2008 04:30 PM (15 years ago)
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Just allow...

Posted: at 25-12-2008 04:30 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 26-12-2008 07:07 AM (15 years ago)
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una no see say d person wey dey cook am do drunk, na im make am they miss right now
Posted: at 26-12-2008 07:07 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 27-12-2008 12:39 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: segxi on 26-12-2008 07:07 AM
una no see say d person wey dey cook am do drunk, na im make am they miss right now

Miss from where?

Posted: at 27-12-2008 12:39 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 27-12-2008 07:37 AM (15 years ago)
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e b like say e still drunk
Posted: at 27-12-2008 07:37 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 27-12-2008 07:52 AM (15 years ago)
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possibly

Posted: at 27-12-2008 07:52 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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