Top 50 Oxymorons

Date: 09-11-2008 2:50 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- at 9-11-2008 02:50 PM (15 years ago)
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50. Act naturally

49. Found missing

48. Resident alien

47. Advanced BASIC

46. Genuine imitation

45. Airline Food

44. Good grief

43. Same difference

42. Almost exactly

41. Government organization

40. Sanitary landfill

39. Alone together

38. Legally drunk

37. Silent scream

36. British fashion

35. Living dead

34. Small crowd

33. Business ethics

32. Soft rock

31. Butt Head

30. Military Intelligence

29. Software documentation

28. New York culture

27. New classic

26. Sweet sorrow

25. Childproof

24. "Now, then ..."

23. Synthetic natural gas

22. Christian Scientists

21. Passive aggression

20. Taped live

19. Clearly misunderstood

18. Peace force

17. Extinct Life

16. Temporary tax increase

15. Computer jock

14. Plastic glasses

13. Terribly pleased

12. Computer security

11. Political science

10. Tight slacks

9. Definite maybe

8. Pretty ugly

7. Twelve-ounce pound cake

6. Diet ice cream

5. Rap music

4. Working vacation

3. Exact estimate

2. Religious tolerance

And the Number one top OXYMORON:

1. Microsoft Works



Posted: at 9-11-2008 02:50 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- rezimero at 9-11-2008 03:12 PM (15 years ago)
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why microsoft works
Posted: at 9-11-2008 03:12 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 27-12-2008 01:41 AM (15 years ago)
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I'm still wondering

Posted: at 27-12-2008 01:41 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 27-12-2008 06:27 AM (15 years ago)
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too long brb to reAD
Posted: at 27-12-2008 06:27 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 27-12-2008 06:53 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: segxi on 27-12-2008 06:27 AM
too long brb to reAD
read parts now and the remaining later.

Posted: at 27-12-2008 06:53 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 27-12-2008 07:24 AM (15 years ago)
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ok. am reading five now. abeg no vex o but wetin b Oxymoron. abi na special moron b that na
Posted: at 27-12-2008 07:24 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 27-12-2008 08:08 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: segxi on 27-12-2008 07:24 AM
ok. am reading five now. abeg no vex o but wetin b Oxymoron. abi na special moron b that na

Check your dictionary.lol Lips Sealed Lips Sealed

Posted: at 27-12-2008 08:08 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 27-12-2008 08:25 AM (15 years ago)
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I no get now
Posted: at 27-12-2008 08:25 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 27-12-2008 08:26 AM (15 years ago)
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No tell me say u ma sef no know d meaning o
Posted: at 27-12-2008 08:26 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- HIGHD at 27-12-2008 01:39 PM (15 years ago)
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u are really silly.e be like say u be mushin boy bcos dat name sounds mushin
Posted: at 27-12-2008 01:39 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- segxi at 27-12-2008 02:57 PM (15 years ago)
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who u dey follow talk
Posted: at 27-12-2008 02:57 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- oyez at 27-12-2008 04:03 PM (15 years ago)
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so which one are you...
Oxy...or...Moron???

Posted: at 27-12-2008 04:03 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 27-12-2008 05:59 PM (15 years ago)
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I never no d meaning and u still dey ask me . which one now
Posted: at 27-12-2008 05:59 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 27-12-2008 08:07 PM (15 years ago)
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segxi, you no get dick tionary
Posted: at 27-12-2008 08:07 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 27-12-2008 10:55 PM (15 years ago)
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Aboki wey dey stay my area never reach that level, na why I nefa get dico b that o
Posted: at 27-12-2008 10:55 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 28-12-2008 12:42 AM (15 years ago)
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bookshop don close for your area?
Posted: at 28-12-2008 12:42 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lizfisher2008 at 28-12-2008 02:26 AM (15 years ago)
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segxi..an oxymoron is a set of two opposite extremes like "icy hot" ( u know the cream?) Huh?
Posted: at 28-12-2008 02:26 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Toks-E at 28-12-2008 02:57 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: segxi on 27-12-2008 07:24 AM
ok. am reading five now. abeg no vex o but wetin b Oxymoron. abi na special moron b that na


dat is a nice joke  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 28-12-2008 02:57 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- segxi at 28-12-2008 06:20 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: lizfisher2008 on 28-12-2008 02:26 AM
segxi..an oxymoron is a set of two opposite extremes like "icy hot" ( u know the cream?) Huh?
Over sabi  Tongue
Posted: at 28-12-2008 06:20 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kingstarr at 28-12-2008 10:38 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: segxi on 28-12-2008 06:20 AM
Quote from: lizfisher2008 on 28-12-2008 02:26 AM
segxi..an oxymoron is a set of two opposite extremes like "icy hot" ( u know the cream?) Huh?
Over sabi  Tongue

actually na under-sabi bcos d definition no complete but she try
Posted: at 28-12-2008 10:38 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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