52 facts we gurls want u guys to know

Date: 15-09-2008 10:11 pm (15 years ago) | Author: celina hussein
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- at 15-09-2008 10:11 PM (15 years ago)
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1. When you see a girl with huge knockers, do not go "Damn!" and then laugh appreciatively to yourself - we can hear you.

2. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

3. If you don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models.

4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.

5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.

6. Just because you L the C doesn't mean we have to S the D.

7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.

8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.

9. We like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.

10. Putting things in our butt does not turn us on.

11. Return favors: we massage, you massage; we shave, you shave (and not just your face).

12. Foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite.

13. We're allowed to be late . . . you are not.

14. Eye contact is key.

15. Don't take longer to get ready than we do.

16. Laugh at our jokes.

17. Three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.

18. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers.

19. We never have to wonder if your orgasm was real.

20. Do not start with us. You will not win... not kidding .. we ALWAYS win

21. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? We didn't think so.

22. If you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.

23. We will never have enough clothes or shoes! Ever!

24. We have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month. Come on guys...most of you have more PMS then us girls..

25. Open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car. I know it seems like a lot but is it that hard?

26. We love surprises!

27. We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.

28.Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.

29. Boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometiems . . . NEVER whitey-tighties, NEVER!

30. Clean your room before we come over.

31. Always brush your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity plus we do the same for you.

32. When we use our teeth it means that you suck at going down on us, so we are just returning the favor.

33. Even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are.

34. Sometimes even when you think we hate you, we don't, we just want you to apologize so we can be allowed to love you again

35. Don't act hard around your friends because I won't make you hard tonight. AKA don't be an ass

36. Sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!"

37. "Wife Beaters" are not an adequate form of fashion.

38. If we wanted to be on video tape, we'd be a porn star not your girlfriend.

39. Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isn't right.

40. Don't let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough!!!!!

41. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.

42. Guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman.

43. "Fat Chicks" have feelings too--all chicks have feelings.

44. Silent treatment + shoulder shrugs + tears + yelling + nasty looks = YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!

45. If you are not a good dancer, please be self-aware.

46. Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean she's not waiting by the phone.

47. You don't have to spend a lot, if it means a lot.

48. Don't say you love me if you don't mean it.

49. Don't lie to us . . . we will catch you...eventually we always catch you.

50. When the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends knows everything about you.

51. Don't Make Promises You Can't Keep

#52 - Don't tell your girl "I saw "this thing" that you would have loved and I was going to buy it for you..." or " I was going to buy you "fill in the blank"... but then didn't for whatever reason. If you didn't buy it we don't want to hear about it, all that does is create disppointment. Either buy it or shut up about it.

Posted: at 15-09-2008 10:11 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- Vixenx at 16-09-2008 12:16 AM (15 years ago)
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This is Vixen X, and i SOMEHOW approve this message. Cool
Posted: at 16-09-2008 12:16 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- princeishere at 16-09-2008 12:44 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: celina098 on 15-09-2008 10:11 PM
1. When you see a girl with huge knockers, do not go "Damn!" and then laugh appreciatively to yourself - we can hear you.

2. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

3. If you don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models.

4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.

5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.

6. Just because you L the C doesn't mean we have to S the D.

7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.

8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.

9. We like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.

10. Putting things in our butt does not turn us on.

11. Return favors: we massage, you massage; we shave, you shave (and not just your face).

12. Foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite.

13. We're allowed to be late . . . you are not.

14. Eye contact is key.

15. Don't take longer to get ready than we do.

16. Laugh at our jokes.

17. Three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.

18. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers.

19. We never have to wonder if your  was real.

20. Do not start with us. You will not win... not kidding .. we ALWAYS win

21. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? We didn't think so.

22. If you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.

23. We will never have enough clothes or shoes! Ever!

24. We have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month. Come on guys...most of you have more PMS then us girls..

25. Open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car. I know it seems like a lot but is it that hard?

26. We love surprises!

27. We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.

28.Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.

29. Boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometiems . . . NEVER whitey-tighties, NEVER!

30. Clean your room before we come over.

31. Always brush your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity plus we do the same for you.

32. When we use our teeth it means that you suck at going down on us, so we are just returning the favor.

33. Even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are.

34. Sometimes even when you think we hate you, we don't, we just want you to apologize so we can be allowed to love you again

35. Don't act hard around your friends because I won't make you hard tonight. AKA don't be an ass

36. Sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!"

37. "Wife Beaters" are not an adequate form of fashion.

38. If we wanted to be on video tape, we'd be a porn star not your girlfriend.

39. Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isn't right.

40. Don't let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough!!!!!

41. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.

42. Guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman.

43. "Fat Chicks" have feelings too--all chicks have feelings.

44. Silent treatment + shoulder shrugs + tears + yelling + nasty looks = YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!

45. If you are not a good dancer, please be self-aware.

46. Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean she's not waiting by the phone.

47. You don't have to spend a lot, if it means a lot.

48. Don't say you love me if you don't mean it.

49. Don't lie to us . . . we will catch you...eventually we always catch you.

50. When the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends knows everything about you.

51. Don't Make Promises You Can't Keep

#52 - Don't tell your girl "I saw "this thing" that you would have loved and I was going to buy it for you..." or " I was going to buy you "fill in the blank"... but then didn't for whatever reason. If you didn't buy it we don't want to hear about it, all that does is create disppointment. Either buy it or shut up about it.


all this rules again? Shocked Shocked Shocked Huh? Huh? Huh?
now am considering being gay as an option Grin ;Dsho!
Posted: at 16-09-2008 12:44 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omerta_7 at 16-09-2008 01:13 AM (15 years ago)
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OOOOHHHHHHH MEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNN! Gurl na wa oh, ppl like you go reach 55 yrs you no go see husband. Have ever heard of " living happily incompatible"?
Posted: at 16-09-2008 01:13 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kennee at 16-09-2008 01:40 AM (15 years ago)
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Hhhmmmmmmmmmmmmm.................

l wish l had d time to read such

Girl, even 10 Facts woulda been Stressful to Read....

Posted: at 16-09-2008 01:40 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- fjoeaug at 16-09-2008 03:35 AM (15 years ago)
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damn....well,dats good but to do all dis no easy 4 guys Cool Cool Cool
Posted: at 16-09-2008 03:35 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- blackberryPearl at 16-09-2008 06:12 AM (15 years ago)
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IT BETTER BE EASY FOR THEM CUZ WOMAN, I APPROVE OF THIS MESSAGE JUST LIKE THE OTHER GIRL DID
Posted: at 16-09-2008 06:12 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- fjoeaug at 16-09-2008 06:25 AM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin
Posted: at 16-09-2008 06:25 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- blackberryPearl at 16-09-2008 06:26 AM (15 years ago)
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THANK U I LOVE THEM TEETH
Posted: at 16-09-2008 06:26 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- SAmyrocko at 16-09-2008 09:30 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: celina098 on 15-09-2008 10:11 PM
1. When you see a girl with huge knockers, do not go "Damn!" and then laugh appreciatively to yourself - we can hear you.

2. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

3. If you don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models.

4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.

5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.

6. Just because you L the C doesn't mean we have to S the D.

7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.

8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.

9. We like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.

10. Putting things in our butt does not turn us on.

11. Return favors: we massage, you massage; we shave, you shave (and not just your face).

12. Foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite.

13. We're allowed to be late . . . you are not.

14. Eye contact is key.

15. Don't take longer to get ready than we do.

16. Laugh at our jokes.

17. Three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.

18. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers.

19. We never have to wonder if your  was real.

20. Do not start with us. You will not win... not kidding .. we ALWAYS win

21. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? We didn't think so.

22. If you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.

23. We will never have enough clothes or shoes! Ever!

24. We have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month. Come on guys...most of you have more PMS then us girls..

25. Open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car. I know it seems like a lot but is it that hard?

26. We love surprises!

27. We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.

28.Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.

29. Boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometiems . . . NEVER whitey-tighties, NEVER!

30. Clean your room before we come over.

31. Always brush your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity plus we do the same for you.

32. When we use our teeth it means that you suck at going down on us, so we are just returning the favor.

33. Even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are.

34. Sometimes even when you think we hate you, we don't, we just want you to apologize so we can be allowed to love you again

35. Don't act hard around your friends because I won't make you hard tonight. AKA don't be an ass

36. Sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!"

37. "Wife Beaters" are not an adequate form of fashion.

38. If we wanted to be on video tape, we'd be a porn star not your girlfriend.

39. Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isn't right.

40. Don't let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough!!!!!

41. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.

42. Guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman.

43. "Fat Chicks" have feelings too--all chicks have feelings.

44. Silent treatment + shoulder shrugs + tears + yelling + nasty looks = YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!

45. If you are not a good dancer, please be self-aware.

46. Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean she's not waiting by the phone.

47. You don't have to spend a lot, if it means a lot.

48. Don't say you love me if you don't mean it.

49. Don't lie to us . . . we will catch you...eventually we always catch you.

50. When the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends knows everything about you.

51. Don't Make Promises You Can't Keep

#52 - Don't tell your girl "I saw "this thing" that you would have loved and I was going to buy it for you..." or " I was going to buy you "fill in the blank"... but then didn't for whatever reason. If you didn't buy it we don't want to hear about it, all that does is create disppointment. Either buy it or shut up about it.

tHIS IS TOO MUCH ABEG..

Posted: at 16-09-2008 09:30 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- philomena87 at 16-09-2008 02:15 PM (15 years ago)
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BRB I NO GET STRENGHT TODAY
Posted: at 16-09-2008 02:15 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- wilat at 16-09-2008 02:31 PM (15 years ago)
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i no fit read this its for the guys

Posted: at 16-09-2008 02:31 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- naijainct at 16-09-2008 02:37 PM (15 years ago)
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na wa ooo
Posted: at 16-09-2008 02:37 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- blackberryPearl at 16-09-2008 02:40 PM (15 years ago)
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but it be true u never read a book b/4?
Posted: at 16-09-2008 02:40 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- chiomsx at 16-09-2008 03:15 PM (15 years ago)
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signed, approved n certified by chiomsx  Wink
Posted: at 16-09-2008 03:15 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- blackberryPearl at 16-09-2008 03:22 PM (15 years ago)
(f)
exactamente y increible
Posted: at 16-09-2008 03:22 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- SAmyrocko at 16-09-2008 03:48 PM (15 years ago)
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y are you all runing from this post??

Posted: at 16-09-2008 03:48 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Kennee at 16-09-2008 05:58 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: chiomsx on 16-09-2008 03:15 PM
signed, approved n certified by chiomsx  Wink

l'll do it All For U Sweetie  Wink Wink Kiss

Posted: at 16-09-2008 05:58 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- blackberryPearl at 17-09-2008 12:28 PM (15 years ago)
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nice
Posted: at 17-09-2008 12:28 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- twebasty at 18-09-2008 12:43 PM (15 years ago)
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woo woo woooo, so these are what  the ladies want us to know eeee. ok what do we men want the ladies to know?
Posted: at 18-09-2008 12:43 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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