real definitions of words

Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.

Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.

 :'( :'( :'(
Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
 
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.

Criminal : A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.

Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that You actually look forward to the trip.

Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

Father : A banker provided by nature.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. 

Opportunist : A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

Optimist : A person who while falling from  tower says midway "See I am not injured yet."

Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power. :'( :'( :'(

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Posted: at 12-07-2009 10:17 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

where u dey n how ur side bro?

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Posted: at 12-07-2009 10:55 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

fall in as in bro can't really get dat right....
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz explain 4ther

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Posted: at 12-07-2009 10:59 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

d fin still dey there,guy i don tire 4 NP ooooooo
but dem don add chat now maybe we go dey yarn 4 there dan to dey embarrased oursef on confessions as if dem dey pay person money sef

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Posted: at 12-07-2009 11:05 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

i think i'll call u a POET - someone who spends his life writing plenty incomplete sentences without readin even one

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Posted: at 12-07-2009 11:10 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

Hehehe

Posted: at 17-07-2009 09:21 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

okay, homes thats tight okay?

Posted: at 17-07-2009 01:59 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

na u talk am ooooooooooo

Posted: at 17-07-2009 03:20 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie

lol

Posted: at 17-07-2009 03:33 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.   


well done , mr enjoyment ... well , done

Posted: at 17-07-2009 05:32 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie