What Women Want in a Man, Original List (age 22) 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3..... Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer things 9.. Full of thoughtful surprises 10. An imaginative, romantic lover
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 36) 1. Nice looking 2. Opens car doors, holds chairs 3. Has enough money for a nice dinner 4. Wants to talk to me. 5. Laughs at my jokes 6. Carries bags of groceries with ease 7. Has at least one shirt with the arms cut out 8... Appreciates a good home-cooked meal 9. Loves to go for drives 10. Seeks romance at least 3 times a week
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42) 1. Not too ugly 2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car 3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally 4. Nods head when I'm talking 5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes 6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture 7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach 8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids 9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down 10..... Shaves most weekends
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52) 1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed 2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public 3. Doesn't borrow money too often 4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting 5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times 6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends 7 . Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear 8. Appreciates a good TV dinner 9. Remembers your name on occasion 10. Shaves some weekends
<What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62) 1. Doesn't scare small children 2. Remembers where bathroom is 3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep 4. Only snores lightly when asleep 5. Remembers why he's laughing 6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself 7. Usually wears some clothes 8. Likes soft foods 9. Remembers where he left his teeth 10. Remembers that it's the weekend
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72) 1. Breathing 2. Doesn't miss the toilet
'In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.” Martin Luther King Jr ...
Posted: at 23-06-2009 09:24 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
C'mon, Walerian.... When I was a kid, ma mama used to tell me that intelligent ppl are never bored! So that's simply impossible for you to be bored then!
Posted: at 24-06-2009 10:32 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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