Preacher Goes Hunting

Date: 18-06-2009 7:59 am (14 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...

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Sillyjokker at 18-06-2009 07:59 AM (14 years ago)

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A country preacher decided to skip services one Sunday and head to the hills to do some bear hunting. As he rounded the corner on a perilous twist in the trail, he and a bear collided, sending him and his rifle tumbling down the mountainside. Before he knew it, his rifle went one way and he went the other, landing on a rock and breaking both legs. That was the good news. The bad news was the ferocious bear charging at him from a distance, and he couldn’t move. “Oh, Lord,” the preacher prayed, “I’m so sorry for skipping services today to come out here and hunt. Please forgive me and grant me just one wish…please make a Christian out of that bear that’s coming at me. Please, Lord!”

That very instant, the bear skidded to a halt, fell to its knees, clasped its paws together and began to pray aloud right at the preacher’s feet. “Dear God, bless this food I am about to receive….”

Grin

"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c

Posted: at 18-06-2009 07:59 AM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

Recoverd at 18-06-2009 08:54 AM (14 years ago)

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Lolol.....

Posted: at 18-06-2009 08:54 AM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

emmymth at 18-06-2009 10:53 AM (14 years ago)

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renovated old joke

IF U'RE NOT INFORMED,U'LL BE DEFORMED AND IT WILL BE HARD FOR U TO BE ROFORMED

Posted: at 18-06-2009 10:53 AM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

Gbravo at 18-06-2009 12:05 PM (14 years ago)

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Quote from: emmymth on 18-06-2009 10:53 AM

renovated old joke

Mr Sabi Sabi

Posted: at 18-06-2009 12:05 PM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

Sillyjokker at 18-06-2009 02:25 PM (14 years ago)

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Emmy... y dont you renovate your own.

Thanks Gbravo

"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c

Posted: at 18-06-2009 02:25 PM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

byenny at 18-06-2009 02:33 PM (14 years ago)

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thats cool

Posted: at 18-06-2009 02:33 PM (14 years ago) \| Upcoming

Sillyjokker at 18-06-2009 02:35 PM (14 years ago)

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We need fresh jokes... not bringing old ones back. Sad

"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c

Posted: at 18-06-2009 02:35 PM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

federico at 20-06-2009 11:15 PM (14 years ago)

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lol

Posted: at 20-06-2009 11:15 PM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

josfeem at 20-06-2009 11:24 PM (14 years ago)

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Nice one

Posted: at 20-06-2009 11:24 PM (14 years ago) \| Upcoming

federico at 20-06-2009 11:33 PM (14 years ago)

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amen

Posted: at 20-06-2009 11:33 PM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

scorpionheart99 at 21-06-2009 12:10 AM (14 years ago)

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nice.....

I'd quot circumiret, circumveniat...U NEVER STOP LOVING SOMEONE, YOU JUST LEARN HOW TO LIVE W/O THEM!

Posted: at 21-06-2009 12:10 AM (14 years ago) \| Upcoming

bertona12 at 21-06-2009 12:20 AM (14 years ago)

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good prayer

Posted: at 21-06-2009 12:20 AM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

scorpionheart99 at 21-06-2009 12:27 AM (14 years ago)

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you try ..... lol

I'd quot circumiret, circumveniat...U NEVER STOP LOVING SOMEONE, YOU JUST LEARN HOW TO LIVE W/O THEM!

Posted: at 21-06-2009 12:27 AM (14 years ago) \| Upcoming

Sillyjokker at 21-06-2009 12:57 PM (14 years ago)

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OK, THANKS ALL

"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c

Posted: at 21-06-2009 12:57 PM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac