the ladies who desire MR.RIGHT

Date: 21-04-2009 11:28 am (15 years ago) | Author: emeka prince joe
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- at 21-04-2009 11:28 AM (15 years ago)
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A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."

They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."

Posted: at 21-04-2009 11:28 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- NURSE_ANN at 21-04-2009 01:02 PM (15 years ago)
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it's true!
Posted: at 21-04-2009 01:02 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Sheenor at 23-04-2009 08:46 PM (15 years ago)
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ladys ooooooooooo
una have to come
in oooooooooooooo

Posted: at 23-04-2009 08:46 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmanuel4christ at 23-04-2009 10:01 PM (15 years ago)
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TRUE THEY WANT THE BEST STILL YET THEY NEVER SERTISFY WITH WHT THEY HV NA SO THEIR EYES GGO THEY SHOOK UP AND DOWN..Grin
Posted: at 23-04-2009 10:01 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Recoverd at 24-04-2009 07:38 AM (15 years ago)
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KAI, E DON TAY I KNOW DIS JOKE.
Posted: at 24-04-2009 07:38 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- quinzee4me at 24-04-2009 01:17 PM (15 years ago)
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this is silly

una no well

do men get satisfy too ? do u get satisfy? answer the question

Posted: at 24-04-2009 01:17 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- fjoeaug at 24-04-2009 06:56 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: quinzee4me on 24-04-2009 01:17 PM
this is silly

una no well

do men get satisfy too ? do u get satisfy? answer the question


na sooo........like say u know wetin i wan ask. no mind dem,its a general issue.......people are hard to please Cool Cool Cool Cool
Posted: at 24-04-2009 06:56 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 24-04-2009 07:21 PM (15 years ago)
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good one,,women own too much.
Posted: at 24-04-2009 07:21 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ibobobelvis at 24-04-2009 07:22 PM (15 years ago)
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its d fact,women can neve b satisfied!!

Posted: at 24-04-2009 07:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- prityme at 25-04-2009 01:39 AM (15 years ago)
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cos we are d bomb and we need to make choices
Posted: at 25-04-2009 01:39 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- blessedkelly at 25-04-2009 01:43 AM (15 years ago)
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my broda na God go bless u , woman own too much self ;D ;D ;D ;D
Posted: at 25-04-2009 01:43 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- sweetnsassy1 at 25-04-2009 02:49 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 23-04-2009 10:01 PM
TRUE THEY WANT THE BEST STILL YET THEY NEVER SERTISFY WITH WHT THEY HV NA SO THEIR EYES GGO THEY SHOOK UP AND DOWN..Grin


Abi? You think so.... Roll Eyes Tongue

I "THOUGHT" I was maybe I'm wrong...

 Tongue Kiss
Posted: at 25-04-2009 02:49 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Beauti4 at 25-04-2009 05:58 AM (15 years ago)
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so y is this in d funnyhub department zone anywayz Huh?
Posted: at 25-04-2009 05:58 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- ironlady at 25-04-2009 09:36 AM (15 years ago)
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ask ur butt
Posted: at 25-04-2009 09:36 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Toks-E at 25-04-2009 11:36 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: emmey- on 21-04-2009 11:28 AM
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."

They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."


cool one, i dont know whether i shld call u a lady or a guy  Grin

Posted: at 25-04-2009 11:36 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- federico at 25-04-2009 12:21 PM (15 years ago)
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call him both
Posted: at 25-04-2009 12:21 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Rabiu67 at 25-04-2009 03:44 PM (15 years ago)
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Infact you are right,but we need to respect them because they are our mother
Posted: at 25-04-2009 03:44 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- tobrat at 25-04-2009 07:03 PM (15 years ago)
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is true, but we need it
Posted: at 25-04-2009 07:03 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Emmanuel4christ at 25-04-2009 08:08 PM (15 years ago)
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why una need am..?
Posted: at 25-04-2009 08:08 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nikkyjj at 25-04-2009 11:23 PM (15 years ago)
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good one
Posted: at 25-04-2009 11:23 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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