big men

30 May 12, 02:05 PM, Africa/Lagos

Na wa for all these rich people ooo.
I jst decided to visit a friend nd to
cngratulate her father over his new
political appointmnt.
see wetin my eye see.....
D maid approached me & asked MAID: what would u lyk to have,
fruit juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate,
cappuccino , frapuccino or coffee?
ME: tea pls.
MAID: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal
tea, kericho gold tea,bush tea or greentea?
ME: Ceylon tea pls.
MAID: how do u want it, black or
white?
ME: white. ...
MAID: milk or fresh cream? ME: with milk.
MAID: goat milk or cow milk?
ME: cow’s milk.
MAID: freezeland cow or Afrikaner
cow?
ME: uuhhhmm, lemme go with d freezeland cow.
MAID: would u lyk it with sweetner,
sugar or honey?
ME: sugar.
MAID: bee sugar or cane sugar?
ME: cane sugar MAID: white, brown or yellow sugar?
ME: abeg, forget abt d tea,jst give me
a glass of water.
MAID: mineral, tap or distilled water?
ME: mineral water.
MAID: flavored or non flavored? ME: infact get me an empty glass!
MAID: do u want a tumbler, wine
glass, champagne flute or a beer
mug?
ME: abeg, free me, i go swallow my
spit...".....ℓ☺� �