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pizzyangel got 8 votes with an average ranking of 3/5

Comments (7)

chrisnd

U re bless

21 Aug 10, 10:28 PM, Africa/Lagos

babby hapi birthday


howmuch

hi

1 Feb 09, 07:55 AM, Africa/Lagos

still looking ggoodd...


princezee

no loooooooong tin chinollin

10 Nov 08, 05:13 PM, Africa/Lagos

2ru friends are not found under a tree or in a store but frm d heart of a faithful friend so find one.


chino4love2k

ur no

24 Oct 08, 07:15 PM, Africa/Lagos

my is 08064282407 plz ur


romeobabz

Congratulations!! Congratulations!!send m3 ur number

16 Oct 08, 02:55 AM, Africa/Lagos

QUALIFICATIONS
--------------------- ----
O' level, as well as one or more years
in college completed. Degree's and up helpful but not
necessary.

Experience: Less experience actually better. Must have kissed
less than ten different guys.

Attributes: High levels of maturity, intelligence, purity,
popularity, and hygiene a plus.

Skills: backrubs, good communication skills, musical
instruments or voice, ability to recite Pi to 40 or more
digits.

Applicants with names like "IFE " OR "OKAN"
are highly encouraged.

Applicants with the letter A, R, S, B, O, J in their names also encouraged.

REQUIREMENTS
--------------------- -

-Hair must be at least shoulder length and undyed. The more natural
the better.

-Must like Soup.

-Must have the ability to talk or not talk forever, and still
find something to not talk about.

-"Modestly Hot"-ness encouraged. Super-Hot or Super-Not
discouraged except in exceptional circumstances.
(Super-Not can always grow longer hair, Super-Hot
can always cut some off.)

-No makeup wearers, nose-pickers or bed-wetters.

-Must have a good sense of humor or a good sense of when to
humor me.

-Must be in at least your second year of your
crush/obsession/infat uation with me.

-Must be jealous enough to fight off female stalkers with
sticks or rocks, and female suitoresses with dirty
looks (or dirty sticks, if need be).

BENEFITS
----------------

Sick Leave, Vacation (spent with me of course), opportunities
for promotion and advancement. Matrimony option opens up
after a few years (which has a good retirement plan as well
as childcare available). At least one flower with a sappy
note per week. Stock options (and I do mean *stock*). Meal
plan includes several meals a week, and chocolate on the
weekends and valentines day.

PAY
---------

Being my Girlfriend is an honor. This position, being open as
a charity, will not seek to make a profit. However, those
hired will be happy to find they need only pay me 800 GBP a
month to cover expenses. Smiley


Fill in the form below and send it to me asap.
--------------------- --------------------- -------------------


APPLICATION TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND
--------------------- --------------------- ----

Name:
Age:
Hair Length:



Explain in 300 words or less, how much you are obsessed with me:


Talk about how great I am, making sure to touch upon my "dreamy eyes":


In 300 words or less, explain why I should let you be my girlfriend:


Write a love sonnet to me (assume for now your love is unrequited):



97% of u wont send this: When Jesus died on the cross, he was thinking of u.
If u are the 3% that care send it to everyone on your list.
and see wat he does 4 u 2nite................ ..
if you not get moto at the age of 30 you f**k up.
even jesus christ buy moto. the bible say "they were
together in one accord" na the color we no know


zibaro4real

[email protected]

3 Sep 08, 06:00 PM, Africa/Lagos

thx 4 d 9ice comment..


howmuch

hi

23 Aug 08, 09:45 PM, Africa/Lagos

this is a nice photo of you


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