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| School | Level | Location | Years | |
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Living stone model college |
Secondary / High school | Lagos | 2007-2013 | |
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, Abeokuta, est. 1991 |
Secondary / High school | Ogun | 1996-2000 | |
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timicoded1
timicoded1
18 Sep 13, 05:45 PM, Africa/Lagos
I know jokes hardly make front page, but that will not stop me from sharing this hilarious write up I saw on a friend face book wall with you all.
Question: Why did d chicken cross the road?
Answers;
OBAMA: It's all about CHANGE! The Chicken, like us, believed that it CAN!
GEORGE W BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for or against us.
BILL GATES: I have just witnessed eChicken2012 which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance URz
checkbook; internet explorer is an integral part of chicken
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR: I have a dream. a vision in a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
GEJ: I guess it's a manifestation of our transformation agenda for fresh air. Meanwhile, we'll set up a committee to look into that and probably grant the chicken amnesty.
PATIENCE JONATHAN: You see, I don't knew why the chicken will behaviour like that. The only things I can said is that the chicken can be an prostitute
GANI: Why wont the chicken cross the road? When there is no light in her house! No fuel in her car! No food in her stomach! No job to do! Armed robbers are after her eggs, the schools are closed,..... ....why wont it cross to the otherside?
HON PATRICK OBAHIAGBON: The question strikes to mind a perpendicularity of oblivious occurrences. The rationale for the crawling species of the henfolk for advancing across the Broadway to the obvious greener side, portray a phantasmagoric allegory in my homosapious mind, that there is a reason. The metaphoric proposition may be that it is going to cast its vote for Fresh Democratic Party and hence justifying it subconscious mind that she has done her civil biddings.
NSCDC LAGOS CHAIRMAN: The reason the chicken crossed the road is only going to remain known by my oga at d top. I cannot categorically tell you the reason why the chicken crossed the road now and my oga now tells you another reason later......nice day ahead
timicoded1
timicoded1
14 Sep 13, 11:44 AM, Africa/Lagos
Personally (ASUU Remix)
Personally
Personally..... .......X3
Personally..... .......x3
Personally I once had it
I don tire to feed my body
I just dey fear my books like sey I neva jacked it
People reason dat am joking like it
Aaaah....... Na wetin be dis
ASUU na wetin I see
Saga........ them no wan gree
Them say FG no gree pay
*Chorus*
Personally... Professionally, this strike is nt intentionally
But the effect is physically, do they want us to go radically,
Emotionally, psychologically ,
our girls forcefully are going biologically
sexually,dramatically and them sey them no wan gree
*Chorus*
Yeah exceptionally
We need to go spiritually
Them reason na financially
But magically them dey groove internationally
Nawa......... Nawatically
Waka......... Na from my dictionary
Saga.... them no wan gree
They say them no wan gree..
Eku odun ASUU ooo, asheyi sha modun.
Oya LAUGHically, SHAREtically and LIKElally
