INTREPIDSWAGGER
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OJEIFO OSWALD
36,maleLAGOS, Nigeria.
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Education
| School | Level | Location | Years | |
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UNN University Of Nigeria, Nsukka |
Higher Education | Enugu State | 2013-2012 | |
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INTREPIDSWAGGER
U NO GO GREE.
7 Jun 12, 04:06 PM, Africa/Lagos
A man went to meet his father in law to be & was chewing gum.
The father in law shouted at him in a harsh voice…
FATHER IN LAW:- Young man, you're coming to seek my
daughter's hand in marriage and you're chewing gum. That's a sign
of disrespect!
MAN:- Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or smoke.
FATHER IN LAW:- you mean you drink & smoke and you're here to
seek my daughter's hand in marriage?
MAN:- Sir I only drink & smoke when I go to the club.
FATHER IN LAW:- you club too?
MAN:- I'm sorry sir, I started clubbing when i came out of prison.
FATHER IN LAW:- you've also been in prison before?
MAN:- Sorry sir, I went to jail when i killed somebody.
FATHER IN LAW:- What!!! you're a killer???
MAN:- Sir, It happened out of anger. It was this certain man that
didn't allow me to marry his daughter so i killed him.
FATHER IN LAW:- You are highly welcome my son. You are on the
right track. You're absolutely the right man for my daughter.
Welcome to the family!
INTREPIDSWAGGER
JUST TALKING
7 Jun 12, 03:45 PM, Africa/Lagos
COULD THIS BE TRUE?? (THE RUN AWAY PENIS LETTER) A man woke up naked on his bed one morning. He discovered his 'chisel' was missing. He was about to scream when he saw a piece of note carefully written and kept for him. Dear Looser, Just before you open your dirty shameful mouth that can't toast a lady, it's me your fed up pen is. I don't regret leaving you without a formal notification. I'm so fed up and tired of your non- challant attitude towards the ladies. Since you think they're not necessary it doesn't imply me myself don't care about them. For the past 26 years now i've hanging between those weak sticks you call legs. And what do i get? Negligence. You're so selfish. I hate you. How could you treating me this way. My friends tell me how their boss placed them first on their scale of preference. Infat you don't even know if i exist or have needs. And so mr looser i'm running away before i get to old to perform. Mr weakling since you've vowed you won't be useful to me i'm going in search of greener pasture. I hope to find a vacancy where my abilities and skills will be properly harnessed. And i'll be happy if they'll make up the lost years for me. Don't miss fake thighs cos i won't. Yours unfaithfully, fustrated penis.
