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Nigerian Defence Academy, Kaduna |
Higher Education | Kaduna State | 2010-2014 | |
Trust this message meet’s you well I Elizabeth Williams on behalf of my Organization, World Human Right & Aids Foundation. wish to invite you for this great international summit which i will be privileged to attend in Africa with my organization, we' ve been selected to attend in USA and West Africa. I recommend you to attend if you wish, you don’t need to worry air/tickets, accommodations and feeding will be taking care of throughout the approved participant' s stay for the conference in the United States. Kindly respond to me via Email ([email protected] ) for more information and process on registration, terms and condition also apply. Note: This offer is limited. Regards, Elizabeth Williams.TTTTTTTTJJ
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cream bowls to store pepper in
the
fridge
• Where ladies don't accept
flowers for valentine or
birthday.
• Where lizard go look ur
eyeball,
node head say "notin dey
happen
guy"
• Where a blind beggar will
reject
a fake naira note.
• Where Groundnuts are sold
in
BOTTLES and WATER is sold in
SATCHETS.
• Where parents claim they
were
always first position in school.
• Where You Can Be A Driver
For
Years Without A 'DRIVER's
LICENCE'
• Where government officials
don't
know the national anthem.
•Where Gala and Lacasera are
d
best options wen stuck in
traffic.
• Where you are jailed for
stealing
Maggi and given a chieftancy
title
for stealing millions.
• Where we fight for
everything.
To gain admission to
university, to
get a job and worse still to
enter a
bus!
• Where u are robbed of your
phone and the robbers come
back
for ur Pin code n charger.
• Where ur type of
GENERATOR
shows how RICH you are.
• Where you can easily blame
your
family members in the village
for
your problems.
• Where rich men must have
pot
belly.
• WHERE IF U DO ANYHOW U
GO SEE
ANYHOW.
• Where generator is a social
amenity.
• Where people dey collect
change
for beggar hand.
• Where igbo men produce
Toyota
camry jeans and Dr'dre
slippers
• Where the man who had no
shoes is the president.
Nigeria I hail thee.