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drdeelo got 2 votes with an average ranking of 2/5



What industry do you work in?? Computer related / hardware / software
Employment Status? Full time
Education? Highschool
Annual Salary? Less then $30,000

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1 Oct 10, 03:02 PM, Africa/Lagos

A man said to his househelp after having a hot round of seX with her, "oh gal u sweet oh" and she said thank u sir, even Baba Gateman talk say i sweet pass Madam.
A guy went to a pharmacy store and said to d pharmacist,hello pls could u give me a condom? Am goin to my girl friend's place for a dinner and i think i may have a chance to do my thing and d pharmacist gave d condom to him. D guy was about to leave wen a thought stuck him and he told d pharmacist to give him anoda two condoms, d pharmacist became so curious and he enquired: wat else do u want to use d xtra condoms for? And d guy said, my girlfriend's sister is also very cute and always crosses her leg seductively wen ever am there and her mum has also bin makin eyes to me,so since i am invited for a dinner,so i think 2day is my opportunity so i want to brake a record by utilising my opportunity.
At d dinner her girfriend was by d left her sister by d right and d mum is facin him. Suddenly d dad gets there and d guy lower is head and starts prayin: oh! lord bless dis food ,we tank u for ur kindnes over us, 20 minutes later d guy is stil prayin while d dad just continue lookin at him and other also looks at each others face and her girlfriend get closser to him and says to his ear,i didnt know dat u re dis religious and d guy replied silently in sweat,saying: i didn't know dat ur DAD IS A PHARMACIST!
One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming, Oh my god, help me, there is a bee in my vagina!. The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation. The doctor thought for a moment and said, Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit . The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife s vagina. The doctor said OK, what Im gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife s vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my dick I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife s vagina. The husband nodded and gave his approval. The young lady said Yes, yes, whatever, just get on with it. So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis with honey, inserted it into the young lady s vagina. After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, I dont think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper . So the doctor went deeper and deeper. After a while the doctor began shafting the young lady very hard indeed. The young lady began to quiver with excitement, she began to moan and groan aloud, Oh doctor, doctor! she shouted. The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was enjoying himself. He then put his hands on the young lady breasts and started making loud noises. The husband, at this point, suddenly became very annoyed and shouted. Now wait a minute, what the hell do you think you re doing?! he blasted. The doctor, still concentrating, replied: Change of plan, Im gonna drown the bastard!!
Lil was once u.s. Secretary and one day he have a meeting with all Ambassadors from u.s. all over the world,he ask each an every one of then to come out and tell about people in countries where they are representing u.s. at, the one in nigeria said: Nigerians are good people but if you ask them a question instead of them to answer you, they will ask you Question back, Lil did not believe untill when he come to Nigeria, he ask from a Nigerian at a Barbing Salon Shop, i learn that you people from Nigeria answer question with question, one man just stand up and say who told you? He burst into laugh and say, Now i believe my Ambassador.
A man dies and goes to hell, on getting there he discovered that each country has different hell spaces,then he went to germany's hell and saw that first you would be put in an electric chair for 20min and then you would be forced to lie on a bed with nails and knife on it and then demons would come to flog you for the rest of the day.he taught that was too harsh and went to u.s,china and brazil hell, he discovered it was all the same. Then he saw many people lining up to enter the nigeria hell,he was curious and asked one man why there was many people waiting to go in when all the hells where the same?
The man answered that there is no electricity so the chair would not work,and money were paid for the nails to be delivered but it was embezeled so you sleep comfortably and lastly the demons are on strike because they demanded that the salary should be increased but haven't got any reply. So that is why many people wanted the nigerian hell .
Two little boys were playing in the Garden and they found a Condom, they take it home to show their Mum, seeing this their Mum was so Mad at them, saying it is dirty and warn them not to touch anything they found on the Ground again.
Later one of the boys say to the other one saying Mum was very mad about that Ballon, yes! said the other, So we better not tell her that we have Drank the Youghurt we found inside it..
A Nursery 1 student in a danfo bus from school was reciting the days lesson at school, it went thus: if my father is a cock and my mother a hen, i will be a chick
if my father is a lion and my mother a lioness, i will be a cob
if my father is a king and my mother a queen, i will be a prince etc, etc
The bus driver was irritated by the boys 'noise', he shouted at the boy asking him to shut up. But the boy continued. Then the driver shouted;
What of if your father is an 'armed robber' and your mother an 'ashawo' (prostitute), what will you be?
The boy replied; I will be a 'Danfo Driver'
There was a man name kola and is son name nut,d 2 of den travel 2 a village and saw d villagers eating,he ask one of dem of wat dey are eating,d person answer dat it is kolanut.den d man ran out of d village wit his son b4 dey use dem as dere brakefast.

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