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emeka001 got 2 votes with an average ranking of 2/5

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I Just Wanna Be Successful Ima laid back guy. Born and raised in Nigeria; skipped a grade wen I came here so ima little young and I love women that dont b on games. TAURUS * -- Aggressive. -- Freak in bed. -- Rare to find! -- Loves being in long relationships.=) -- Likes to give a good fight for what they want. -- Extremely outgoing. -- Sexy as ........ -- Loves to help people in times of need. -- Very popular -- Outstanding kisser. -- Very funny -- Awesome personality -- Sexual as "F**k! -- Most caring person you will ever meet! -- One of a kind. -- Not one to fuck with. -- Are the most sexiest people on earth

Education

School Level Location Years
LAG University Of Lagos, Lagos
Higher Education Lagos 2002-2007

Comments (4)

emeka001

k

19 Apr 11, 03:32 PM, Africa/Lagos

The train was quite crowded, so a U.S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that seat?' The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular 'Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat.' The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog. 'Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired. She snorted, 'Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!' This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog, threw it out of the train window, and sat down. The woman shrieked, 'Someone must defend my honour! This American should be put in his place!' An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, 'Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out of the window.'


emeka001

abi now

1 Mar 11, 07:08 PM, Africa/Lagos

An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her husband's sex drive. "What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor. "Not a chance," says Mrs.. Murphy. "He won't even take an aspirin for a headache." "No problem," replies the doctor. "Drop it into his coffee, he won't even taste it. Try it and come back in a week to let me know how you got on."

A week later Mrs.Murphy returns to the doctor and he inquires as to how things went. "Oh it was terrible, just terrible doctor." "What happened?" asks the doctor. "Well I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee.

The effect was immediate. He jumped straight up, swept the cutlery off the table, at the same time ripping my clothes off and then proceeded to make passionate love to me on the tabletop. It was terrible." "What was terrible?" said the doctor, "was the sex not good?" "Oh no doctor, the sex was the best I've had in 25 years, but I'll never be able to show my face in McDonald's again."


emeka001

Mr

7 Jun 10, 09:56 AM, Africa/Lagos

i am so glad checking out your profile and i believe we could start something from here and let see if love will really work between us.i will be so much glad to read from you soon as possible....Love from my heart.......Emeka,


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