1. You have Bible in your fone n still have different blue f...

1. You have Bible in your fone n still have different blue films inside thesame fone.. Sorry my broda, Heaven is not your home. 2. You can pay N15,000 to enter a show or club but for church N20 is your offering.. Wat do you take God for? a Nigerian Police? 3. You forgot to pick your Bible to church but you didn't forget to carry your Blackberry charger abi.. My sister, sorry you can't make Heaven. 4. You always wear short skirts and sits in front in church just to confuse pastor and young innocent men.. Devil can't wait to see you in Hell. 5. You always time when to enter church so that you will sit near a pretty lady and have body contact.. My broda, you have an estate in Hell. 6. You can't dance in church when praise is going on but you go gaga crazy when you hear the bit of Kukere.. Heaven is mourning for you. 7. The reason why you keep spraying every ministration in church is for us to notice your new dress abi.. Devil must be having a crush on you.

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