I am at the boys scouts camp, we have been here for 3weeks and we are all broke, i have bread but no butter, mayonaise or jam to eat it, then i have been seein one cocoa butter tin in one guys bag, i waited for him to go out, then broke the padlock and took the cocoa butter out, i used it to eat my bread, Now am having stomach pain and its so severe, wen the pain was unbearable then ma friend asked me what i ate, i told him bread and butter and he asked to see the butter, it was then that he told me it wasnt a butter ti be eaten that it is cocoa butter complextion cream, pls am dyin, i dnt want to confess to d boy i stole his butter coz hes been lookin for it everywhere and commander must not hear coz its a big offence int he scout, pls helppppp my stomachhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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