One sunday morning, A pastor wanted his congregation to be i...
One sunday morning, A pastor wanted his congregation to be in high spirit. Pastor said Somebody do something crazy for de Lord. Everybody jumped and screamed. The pastor said u dont understand i mean something crazy, people rolled on d floor with excitement, the pastor said you are not there yet do something crazzzzy, one warri boy asked his friend, dem make we crase. His friend replid yes. He ran to the altar grab the offering bowl and ran away, the pastor realizing what has happend drop d mic and pursued him. Crazy indeed.

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