Wow! Wow! Damn, me love life. Gat drunk last nite. Went out with some colleague. On like my sixth bottle me like started snoozing. Next I knew some fine***** hoe, was rubbing my shoulders. Me woke up and told her some drunk shit. LMAO. Hoe wanted some money. Me told her some shit I cant remember. She wanted to walk away, I put a finger in her bangles. Hoe left the bangle. Guess, couldnt stand the stench of a neegah high on beer. Left my colleague. Stopped at some joint to get tobacco. Me still grabbed another bottle. Saw some criple. Pushed his wheel chair a little. Disadvantaged wanted advantage. Told the guy, me dont play this shit. You said this is your stop and i took it for this. Aint pushing you no further. Yeah. Me dont suffer liars. Me smoke liars. LMAO.
Woke up this morning late. Gat to work at like 10. Thank God 4 you pee eses. All me loved ones[machines(compute rs)] were still breathing. Nobody missed me. I love life. Dont you? [[[[[[[[This confession is a very true story]]]]