Let' s read some alphabets. A for Apple, B for Bpple, C for Cpple .... continue for me till we get to the end.... Read (19)

Abeg waitin god put 4 dem gals body.... Read (15)

Today I splatted water on my old school headmaster, the man has been headmaster since i was a kid and hes still an headmaster even though am now grown and I don hammer, It felt so good splatting that water on him because him in particular beats me alot and sends me home for chicken change school fees when i was small.... haha i feel so excited, like i won a world cup... Read (17)

I am more brilliant than Einstein. I know. I am more intelligent than Einstein. It is true. I know so keep ur insults to yourself.... Read (16)

do me harder... Read (13)

i hereby confess that the confession of the last confessor attracted insult from all confessees confessing on wat he confessed.... Read (10)

I now believed that you guys re born to suffer and be molested by all means.Your country is going Haywire every single day the 99% of youths in there re cheap,moron ,dumb,hungry weak ass chumps,worthless diapers,lazy buzzards,goofball and lastly useless as a bent nail.Your country we remain like it is until u guys quit being so lazy to march like other youths in other countries against there waste failure crap president and other bunch of dead dweebs ruling you people..But nooo! u wouldn' t ... Read (17)

Abeg how them de clear throat for English? I' m seating with one onyibo man and I no want make him think say I dey insult am if I clear throat in my language.... Read (8)

i have a friend which i have always admire.. she asked for a help but i couldnt meet up with her...now i am falling so in love with her...but she is still angry with me..plz hlp.... Read (25)

i nid a female frnd here in abuja. i jst came in and i don' t wanty to get bored, i mean jst a frnd and nothing more trust me Shegx... Read (23)